BRED BY THE ORC - Caroline Lee & Veronika Kane

This was crap. I can't believe it has so many reviews and a decent goodreads rating.

It's full of cheap, fantasy-style language "mayhap" and "padded" instead of walked. Characters speak with a thick Scottish accent. The orcs wear kilts.  What's orcish about this? Why aren't they just some kind of backwoods, hot, Scotsmen? Nothing ... NOTHING about this seems like a fantasy land with orcs.

"I can smell yer wet cunny from over here" says one. And that's the sexiest of the sexy talk.

Yeah, this is a big no.  Definitely not worth pursuing more.

1 Guilty Pleasure star