It's full of cheap, fantasy-style language "mayhap" and "padded" instead of walked. Characters speak with a thick Scottish accent. The orcs wear kilts. What's orcish about this? Why aren't they just some kind of backwoods, hot, Scotsmen? Nothing ... NOTHING about this seems like a fantasy land with orcs.
"I can smell yer wet cunny from over here" says one. And that's the sexiest of the sexy talk.
Yeah, this is a big no. Definitely not worth pursuing more.
1 Guilty Pleasure star
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